The $2,000 Hotel

I got to stay in a $2000 hotel last night i figured i should right a review of it for HOTELS.COM. So here it is:








DESCRIPTION:
Location:
The Oshner Hotel New Orleans in uptowntown New Orleans, La., is located across from River Road and just steps away from the mighty Mississippi river, surrounded by traditional New Orleans shotgun houses. Only 50 blocks from the festive atmosphere of the French Quarter, the Oshner Hotel is the perfect place for weary locals or travelers.
Hotel Features:
The Oshner Hotel New Orleans has unique amenities and very helpful staff who will watch you all night long through the in room surveillance camera to be sure you have the best possible night. Oshner Hotel offers a morning in room wake up service at 6:30am. Great for guests who have to be at work early in the morning.
POPULAR AMENITIES:

• Elevator/lift
• Gift shop or newsstand
• Parking (Parking Deck) - Self and Valet Parking available
• Room service all night with voice activated call box above bed
• Cable TV and DVD player (Welcome movie on arrival)
• Power Tilt Bed (To raise your head)
• Complementary Oxygen Mask at 2:00am
• Doctors on site
• Complementary Heart rate monitor on right hand
• In room surveillance camera

ROOM RATES:
Premium Room- $2,000 a night, 6:30am checkout