HELP EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER

Sarah and I walked up stairs yesterday (Monday) and noticed that our silverware drawer was on the counter in about 4 pieces...So of course i got my welding glue out and put in back together...after it was done drying i put a few nails in for good measure...All is well with the silverware drawer. I then noticed that the stove exhaust hood looked like someone sprayed grease and nastyness on it and let it sit 30 years....so i did what i could to clean it...i took out the exhaust fan and wiped it as clean as i could....however while installing in back into the hood i dropped it and the fan broke off....woops!! Now we really need a new exhaust hood...HELP EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER ...and oh yea our printer leaked black ink into its inerts and gears and will not work anymore. Also the vacuums we have are used everyday to vacuum the whole house (every girls has a different room to do) so of course the cheap $30 wal-mart vacuum stops working after a month...so we a need a new one of those...

Extreme home makeover if your reading I'll make a list for you:
New stove exhaust hood
New Printer
New vacuum
New Couch (ours is old and ugly)
New computer (ours is like a cat, it works when it wants to).
Sarah wants a new sink
I want the cleaning supply closet to not leak from the ground anymore when it rains.