Im now prepared for manhood

Thanks to my best friends in the world I am now ready to be a man....Yesterday i recieved a package that despite having my name on it Sarah began to open...I said "that has my name on it" she said "you don't order books". Well said Sarah! But i insisted it might be for my birthday (JULY 27...still 2 shopping days left)...so she gave it to me...Inside was a How to book on how to fix a house. I searched the receipt for a name and i found one of my best friends name...Kelly....I was so surprised and excited...I can now do almost anything around this poor old house..Thanks Paul and Kelly!!!